A lot of guys who have have never choked, have never been in the position to do so.

- Tom Watson

I've always made a total effort, even when the odds seemed entirely against me. I never quit trying; I never felt that I didn't have a chance to win.

-Arnold Palmer

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

- Franklin Pierce Adams

I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying.

- Mitch Hedberg

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.

- Jimmy Demaret

Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.

- P.G. Wodehouse

If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.

- Horace G. Hutchinson

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.

- Phyllis Diller

One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot - the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something.

- Peter Jacobsen

I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.

- Brent Musburger

If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

- Lee Trevino

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.

- P.J. O'Rourke

What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.

- Arnold Palmer